作為【滬江九周年】的重磅活動之一，俺們的【每日一說大賽】昨天一上線就惹來了無數(shù)群眾參與！小編尊是無比開心哇！這個比賽的目的是鼓勵大家在每日一說口語練習(xí)每天的題目基礎(chǔ)上，發(fā)揮自己的創(chuàng)意、改編臺詞、再大膽說出來！

在短短一天多時間之內(nèi)，我們可愛的滬友們創(chuàng)造出了無數(shù)有愛作品，把原本平淡無奇的臺詞玩出花兒來了！到底他們都說了寫啥？現(xiàn)在就讓小編帶大家一探究竟！

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【比賽第一天】

原始題目：
"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
“有的時候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物?。　?br> “哦，干嘛這么說啦？”

原始題目是節(jié)選自《史瑞克4》里的臺詞，描寫了史瑞克想要重新過回怪物生活的心情。滬友們在創(chuàng)作的過程中分裂成了“深沉派”和“惡搞派”兩個派別。

“深沉派”代表一：skandyglv 作品

——瞬間讓對話上升到哲學(xué)高度，探討起自我與本我的種種……這樣的題目你也能發(fā)揮到這樣，小編真是不得不服啊！

"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
“'cause , I am an ogre, it is what I'm born to be. But life changes. Taking out the trash, cooking dinners, changing diapers has soon turned me into a ?house stay hunsband and dad".
B:Wow, you are such a complaining guy, you are leading a normal human's life,you stupid orge"
A:So what! You never know how hard to be a human being and even harder to be a man. For me, to be an orge, to be myself. While not to be an orge, to be nothing. you know?
“有的時候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物??！”
“哦，干嘛這么說啦？”
“因為，我就是一只怪物嘛！我生來就是啊。但是生命無常啊……我現(xiàn)在的生活就是倒垃圾、煮晚飯、換尿布……我都變成個家庭婦男了我！”
“哎喲……你就會抱怨，你不正過著正常人類的生活嗎？你這只傻怪物！”
“那又怎樣？你都不知道當(dāng)個‘人’有多難！當(dāng)個‘男人’更難！對我而言，做回一只怪我就是做回我自己，不做怪物就什么也不是，你懂不懂?。俊?/span>

“深沉派”代表二：sherry128同學(xué)

——同樣走深沉路線，Sherry同學(xué)搬出了《禁閉島》中的臺詞：“要活的像個怪物、還是死得像個人”……讓小編不禁就想起了那句“To be or not to be”，佩服啊佩服！

"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a human being again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
"Why? You tell me. I wanna know which is worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man."
“有的時候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物?。　?br> “哦，干嘛這么說啦？”
“干嘛這么說？你倒是說給我聽聽！活的像個怪物、還是死得像個人，哪種更糟？”

惡搞派代表一：嗒然同學(xué)

——原來這場無厘頭的對話是發(fā)生在精神病院里……于是一切都可以解釋了……

"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
Nurse:Hey guys,come here and have your pills today.
"Excuse me,nurse If I were a real ogre,do I need to have pills everyday?"
Nurse: Oh ,come on.
"Nurse,I think I am a spiderman not a ogre.Do I need to have pills?"
Nurse:....
“有的時候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物??！”
“哦，干嘛這么說啦？”
護士小姐登場：“喂喂你們幾個，過來，今兒吃藥了嗎？”
“不好意思哦護士小姐，如果我是一只真正的怪物，又干嘛要每天吃藥呢？”
護士小姐：額……受不了……
“護士小姐！我覺得我是個蜘蛛人、不是怪物，那我還需要吃藥不？”
護士小姐……

惡搞派代表二：芊魅飛同學(xué)

——所謂人是人他媽生的、妖是妖他媽生的、怪物也不想當(dāng)人妖啊……

"Sometimes I wish I had just one day to feel like a real ogre again."
"Well, why do you say so?"
"i don't know...it's just...The mother of a human is a human...The mother of an ogre is an ogre...and i don't wanna be a ladyboy..."
“有的時候，我真希望自己哪怕能有一天再活得像只真正的怪物啊！”
“哦，干嘛這么說啦？”
“我不知道啊……就是……人是人他媽生的、妖是妖他媽生的……我只是不想當(dāng)人妖嘛……”

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