The supermarket, just like the?subway?or the?airport?, is a place where life unfolds in the most natural way. In fact, it captures the human experience so well, you can even sometimes feel as if you aren't shopping, but watching a play.
超市，就像地鐵站或者機(jī)場一樣，是蕓蕓眾生展現(xiàn)自己最自然狀態(tài)的地方。事實上，它對人們生活狀態(tài)的展現(xiàn)是如此淋漓盡致，有時你甚至?xí)X得自己不是在購物，而是在觀看一場戲劇。

There's Sam from the Night's Watch in the lead role of a cashier , a "Nana Slicer" on a shelf, competing for the most intense prop design award ever, and a couple getting married in the garden section at a local Walmart. So next time you walk into a store, view it as you would a Tony Award-winning improvisation, and I promise you, it'll make the experience so much better. In the meantime, scroll down to check out this list by?Bored Panda?which includes the strangest moments in shopping history!
剛值完夜班的Sam排在付款隊伍的最前列，貨架上有一個“娜娜切片機(jī)”，等著參加最勁爆道具設(shè)計獎的角逐賽，一對新人在沃爾瑪?shù)幕▓@布景區(qū)里舉行婚禮。下一次你走進(jìn)一家超市的時候，可以當(dāng)做自己正在觀賞一場榮獲托尼獎的即興表演。我保證，你會獲得非常好的觀感體驗。與此同時，來看看BoredPanda列出的清單吧，自超市誕生以來，最奇葩的場景都囊括其中了！

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1 I Met This Gentleman At The Grocery Store Today And Asked If I Could Take A Photo Of Him
我在超市看到了這位老先生，我問他我能不能給他拍張照片。

Blessings to this gentleman, and thanks to him for putting anti-vaxxers in their place!!!
愿上帝保佑這位老先生，也感謝他讓那些反對打疫苗的人明白自己的立場。

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2 My Local Grocer Is Getting Pretty Creative With Their Soda Boxes
我家附近的雜貨店老板擺蘇打水的時候簡直創(chuàng)意爆棚。

That's really genius, it takes a very creative mind even to think of doing something like that, specially with Soda bottles.
老板真是天才，不是創(chuàng)意滿滿的腦瓜真想不出這樣的設(shè)計，特別是用蘇打水瓶子作為材料的！

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3 I Was Going To Buy Some Chips When I Noticed This Little Guy
我想買點薯片，然后就看到了這個小家伙！

Fluffy Cheese & Onion cat.
洋蔥奶酪味的喵胖子

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4 Made My Week
笑了一個星期

So I was at Walmart earlier
一次我在沃爾瑪購物

A lady was looking at frozen turkeys, but she couldn’t find one big enough.
一個少婦在買凍火雞，但是她找不到大的。

She asked the stock boy,”do these turkeys get any bigger?”
她問管庫存的男孩道：“這火雞就不能再大點嗎？”

He replied with a straight face, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
男孩一本正經(jīng)的答道，“不能，女士，它們都已經(jīng)死了?！?/div>

Made my week
我足足笑了一個星期。

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5 Brazilian Man In A Supermarket
超市里的巴西人

If there's a scoccer scout about they should sign him up
如果附近有一個足球球探，球隊真應(yīng)該跟這個男人簽約。

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6 A Dad Being A Dad At A Supermarket
一個

He looks like a funny dad, the one who makes his kids life hell and hilarious!
他看上去像一個很有趣的老板，他一定會讓孩子們一邊受到惡搞，一邊捧腹逗笑。

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7 German Shepherd Helping His Hooman
德國牧羊犬給他的主銀幫忙

All they have to do is put a sundress and a hat on the pupper and no one would ever know!!!
他們只需要給狗狗穿件背心裙，戴上草帽，絕不會有人認(rèn)出來

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8 Couple Goals
成雙成對

That's cute. Going to do that at the supermarket next time we both go! Online supermarket shopping is SO boring in comparison!
太萌啦！下次我們兩個人一起去超市的時候我也要這樣做！相比之下網(wǎng)購超市里的東西真是太無聊了！

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9 “Come Eat With Us, Danny"
來和我們一起吃吧，丹尼

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10 So My Grandpa Saw Wilting Plants At Wal-Mart, and Started Watering Them (He Is Not A Employe)
我爺爺看到沃爾瑪?shù)闹参锒寄枇耍闷饓鼐徒o它們澆水（他并不是沃爾瑪?shù)膯T工）

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11.Showdown At The Supermarket
超市里的生死較量！

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12. Damn Illegal Aliens Stealing Our Jobs
該死的外星非法移民，搶了我們的飯碗

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13.Sometimes I Like To Go To IKEA And Pretend I'm In A Swedish Arthouse Film
我喜歡偶爾逛逛宜家，假裝自己正在參演一部瑞典藝術(shù)電影

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14.Saw This Guy Sleeping In A Bodega In NYC
在紐約一家潮流名所 Bodega 里發(fā)現(xiàn)了這個睡貨

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15.Walmart Has Some Terrifying Products. Nana Wasn't Too Happy About It
沃爾瑪有些產(chǎn)品挺嚇人的。奶奶不太喜歡這個東西

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16.Looks Like Sam Didn't Make The Cut At The Citadel
看起來Sam在大碉堡里被困住啦

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17.Wear The Same Color Shirt As Apple Store Staff And You Can Recommend Android Phones For A Few Hours Before They Kick You Out
和蘋果直營店的員工穿同款顏色的T恤，你可以在店里向顧客推薦安卓系統(tǒng)的手機(jī)，直到幾小時之后，他們把你踢出去

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18.I Found This In The Seafood Department Of My Local Supermarket
我在家附近的超市海鮮區(qū)發(fā)現(xiàn)了這條魚

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19.Lady And Her Cat
老婦人與她的貓

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20. Khajiit Has Wares If You Have Coin
貓人有貨，你有硬幣嗎？

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（翻譯：小木）