My Sister's Fingers
我妹妹的手指頭

Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
老師：凱溫，這次你怎么又遲到了?

Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
凱溫：對不起，老師，我在家釘釘子，砸壞了兩個手指頭。

Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
老師：怎么沒有扎繃帶呀?

Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
凱溫：噢，砸的不是我的手指頭，我叫小妹妹扶著釘子的。