英國人有他們獨特的英式幽默，他們流傳的英語笑話讓人會心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語笑話，希望大家能開心開心，一起來看看吧！

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Improvement

One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"

"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

進步

一位學(xué)生對另一位說：“你的英語 最近學(xué)的怎么樣?”

“很好，我過去不懂英國人說話，可現(xiàn)在是英國人不懂我的話了。”

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Half or Five Tenths?

Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.

Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

半個還是十分之五

老師：你愿意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?

杰拉得：我寧可要半個。

老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。

杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。

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To Go to Heaven

Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?

Terry: I can't. My Mum told me to go straight home.

去天堂

主日學(xué)校的教員：想去天堂的人舉起手來，把手舉起來。。。你呢，哈里?你還沒舉手呢-- 你不想去天堂嗎?

哈里： 我去不了，因為媽媽讓我一放學(xué)就回家。

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How Many Rabbits?

Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?

Jonathan: Nine, sir.

Teacher: Nine?

Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.

多少只兔子?

老師：好，喬納森，假如我給你三只兔子，第二天我又給你五只，你一共有多少只兔子?

喬納森：一共有九只，先生。

老師：九只?

喬納森：先生，我本來就有一只。

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