今天，小編要給大家講個(gè)笑話，這個(gè)笑話篇幅有點(diǎn)長(zhǎng)，大家一定要有耐心地看哦。對(duì)了，這則英語(yǔ)冷笑話的名字是：大象為什么不玩電腦？結(jié)局有驚喜噢！一起來(lái)看看吧！

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1)

Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

鼠標(biāo)和老鼠的英文皆為mouse：

mouse [ma?s]?n. 鼠標(biāo)；老鼠；膽小羞怯的人

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2)

Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

week和weak同音：

week [wi?k] n. 周，星期

weak [wi?k] adj. 疲軟的；虛弱的；無(wú)力的；不牢固的

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3)

Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思

4)

Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

A: It was a fish tank.

tank?n. 坦克；水槽；池塘

fish tank ?魚(yú)缸，金魚(yú)缸

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Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

A: It waves.

wave有波濤翻滾的意思，也有揮手致意的意思

wave [we?v]

n. 波動(dòng)；波浪；高潮；揮手示意；卷曲

vt. 卷（燙）發(fā)；向…揮手示意；使成波浪形

vi. 波動(dòng)；起伏；揮手示意；搖動(dòng)；呈波形

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All Except the Music

A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"

"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

除了音樂(lè)

一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂(lè)，就安排了一天下午去聽(tīng)音樂(lè)會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來(lái)上汽車的時(shí)候，她問(wèn)小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”

“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說(shuō)，“除了音樂(lè)其它都很好?！?/p>

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