英國人有他們獨特的英式幽默，他們流傳的英語冷笑話讓人會心一笑，今天，小編給同學(xué)們收集、整理了幾則特別有趣的英語冷笑話，希望大家能開心開心，一起來看看吧！

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一、

One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

情人節(jié)前一天，一個女人做了個項鏈的夢。

當(dāng)她醒來，她和她丈夫說：“我剛夢到你情人節(jié)給了我一根珍珠項鏈。你說那是什么含義呢？”。

“到情人節(jié)那天你就會知道了?！彼χf。

情人節(jié)那天，男人給了他老婆一個禮盒。

她很興奮地打開，看到的卻是一本書，書名是《夢的解析》。

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二、

An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.

"I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied.

"Give me the good news first," the artist demanded.

"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What could the bad news possibly be?"

With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The gentleman in question was your doctor."

一位藝術(shù)家在一個畫廊辦了個展覽，他問店主是否有人對他參展的畫感興趣。

“我有一個好消息和一個壞消息?！钡曛骰卮?。

“先告訴我好消息?！碑嫾乙蟮?。

“好消息是一位紳士詢問了你的作品，還問它是否會在你死后增。我告訴他會的，然后他買下了你所有的15幅畫作?！?/p>

“那太棒了！”畫家驚嘆?！澳敲词裁磿菈南⒛兀俊?/p>

店主想了想之后說：“問那個問題的是你的醫(yī)生”。

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