經(jīng)典英語幽默小故事:混血狗
作者:小包子
來源:互聯(lián)網(wǎng)
2016-09-24 11:45
In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.
在曼哈頓的一個(gè)狗公園里,三只狗正在聊著它們的血統(tǒng)是怎樣的。
The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."
第一只狗說,“嗯,我媽媽是只考克斯班尼犬,我爸爸是只貴賓犬,所以我是只可卡頗。我們都是很時(shí)髦的?!?/div>
The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."
第二只狗嗅了嗅,說:“那挺好的。我爸爸是只純種的哈巴狗,媽媽則是只得過獎(jiǎng)的比格犬,我就是只哈巴小獵狗啦。我們是洛杉磯最新潮的。”
The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.
第三只狗看上去很不舒服,試著轉(zhuǎn)移話題?!皠e這樣,告訴我們吧?!逼渌麅芍还穭竦?。最終,它還是說了。
"Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."
“額,我爸爸是只牛頭梗,我媽媽是只西施犬…”
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