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Uh!.. Nearly soiled myself - What's your name?

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Uh... Ralph.. Wreck-It Ralph. - You're not from here, are you?

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No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area I'm just doing some work here

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What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming.

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You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole

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area is technically closed while we're trimming

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Who's we? - Candy tree department

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Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today

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So you just meant like the royal 'we'?

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Yup.. that's right

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Hey, are you a hobo? - No

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I am not a hobo But I am busy, okay...

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so, will you go.. go home - What's that?

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Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb

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Listen, I try to be nice - I try to be nice

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Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me

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Okay, that is rude... - Okay, that is rude...

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and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over

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I won't grab that branch if I were you

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I'm from the candy tree department so I know what..

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- It's a double stripe

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Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!

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Hey, why are your hand so freakishly big?

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Uh.. I donno Why are you so freakishly annoying?