若是你在學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)的過(guò)程中感到很枯燥，不妨來(lái)讀一些英語(yǔ)幽默小故事放松放松。

英語(yǔ)幽默故事簡(jiǎn)短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默，情節(jié)生動(dòng)有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時(shí)也可以一起學(xué)習(xí)英語(yǔ)哦。

下面分享下今天的這篇英語(yǔ)幽默故事：大五個(gè)月。

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

"How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

第二次世界大戰(zhàn)開(kāi)始了，約翰想?yún)④?，可他只有十六歲，當(dāng)時(shí)規(guī)定男孩到十八歲才能入伍。所以軍醫(yī)給他進(jìn)行體檢時(shí)，他說(shuō)他已經(jīng)十八歲了。

可約翰的哥哥剛?cè)胛闆](méi)幾天，而且也是這個(gè)軍醫(yī)給他做的檢查。這位醫(yī)生還記得他哥哥的姓。所以當(dāng)他看到約翰的表格時(shí)，感到非常驚奇。

“你多大了?”軍醫(yī)問(wèn)。

“十八，長(zhǎng)官。”約翰說(shuō)。

“可你的哥哥也是十八歲，你們是雙胞胎嗎?”

約翰臉紅了，說(shuō)：“哦，不是，長(zhǎng)官，我哥哥比我大五個(gè)月。”

詞匯學(xué)習(xí)：

begun [b??ɡ?n] 開(kāi)始，開(kāi)始進(jìn)行；著手

allow [??la?] 允許；聽(tīng)?wèi){；酌留；促使

army [?ɑ?m?] 軍隊(duì)，陸軍；大群

examined [?ɡ?z?m?n] 調(diào)查；診察；檢查；檢測(cè)

好了，今天的故事就到這里了，喜歡這個(gè)故事的朋友不妨將這個(gè)故事講給更多的人聽(tīng)哦。