若是你在學習英語的過程中感到很枯燥，不妨來讀一些英語幽默小故事放松放松。

英語幽默故事簡短，內(nèi)容詼諧幽默，情節(jié)生動有趣，相信在你在閱讀的同時也可以一起學習英語哦。

下面分享下今天的這篇英語幽默故事：你女朋友的地址是-？

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one‘s name was George, and the second one‘s name was Bill. George said, "have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?"
軍營里有二名士兵，一個叫喬治，一個叫比爾。喬治問：“比爾，你有信紙、信封嗎?”

Bill said, "Yes, I have," and he gave them to him.
比爾說：“有?！比缓蟀研偶埡托欧饨o了喬治。

Then George said, "Now I haven‘t got a pen." Bill gave him his, and George wrote his letter. Then he put it in the envelope and said, "have you got a stamp, Bill?" Bill gave him one.
喬治又說：“我還沒有筆呢?！北葼栍职炎约旱墓P給了他。喬治開始寫信。寫完后把信放進信封里，又問：“比爾，你有郵票嗎?”比爾給了他一張。

Then Bill got up and went to the door, so George said to him, "Are you going out?"
這時比爾站起來，向門口走去。喬治問：“你要出去嗎?”

Bill Said, "Yes, I am," and he opened the door.
比爾說：“是的?！彪S即打開了門。

George said, "Please put my letter in the box in the office, and..." He stopped.
喬治說：“請幫我把封信投進辦公室的信箱里，還有...”他停住了。

"What do you want now?" Bill said to him.
“你還要什么?”比爾問。

George looked at the envelope of his letter and answered, "What‘s your girl-friend‘s address?"　
喬治看著信封說：“你女朋友的地址是-?”

詞匯學習：

stamp [st?mp] 郵票；特征；印章

got up 起床

envelope [??nv??l??p] 信封，封皮；外殼

好了，今天的故事就到這里了。大家在做任何事情的時候一定要細心哦。