絕對有亮點(diǎn)！What would you do if you find your husband date with another woman? I'll open one eye and close one eye. How kind you are! No, I'll shoot him.如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)你丈夫與別的女人約會你會怎么...

你有羨慕過報(bào)紙??？天天換新啊啊啊~！ 聽完請勿對號入座！Wife talking to her husband Who reads the newspaper all day: "I wish I were a newspaper so I'd be in your hands all day." Husband: "I wis...

大家去過牙醫(yī)店么？？當(dāng)粗心的牙醫(yī)醫(yī)師(dentist)遇到倒霉的病人時會發(fā)生什么狀況呢？？！Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. I know, but you are standing on my foot!(牙醫(yī))請...

看標(biāo)題 大家就明白今天的豬腳是哪兩位了吧~?。?！ 聽完有感的可建樓層~！！ PS: 有門檻單詞！請注意！Wife: You see. According to the statistics on the paper, 80% of those who have died of liver cancer...

今天是父親與兒子之間的一段對話~！ 兒子語出驚人~\(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~A father told his son, "When Lincoln was your age he walked ten miles to school every day." The kid replied, "Well, when he was ...

今天的short story發(fā)生在警察與被搶劫者之間的對話~！ PS：偶為上期自己的錯誤向大家道歉?。。Σ黄饉鞠躬~求原諒~??！Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? If I had open...

Enjoying those witty stories, you will find a wonderful world!On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket. "Sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wi...