Teddy的好朋友Ivy和Teddy媽媽發(fā)短信，Teddy不開(kāi)心，因?yàn)樗X(jué)得媽媽不是自己的朋友。

Hints:

okay

lol

T

IM

Helen

Ooh!

Da Bomb Diggity

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It is so pathetic. My mom's in the kitchen texting away. Gosh, I'd hate to be on the other end of that conversation. Who are you texting?
Your mom.
I am so sorry. Look, I promise I'll get her out of your hair.
No, it's okay. Your mom's cool.
My mom is what?
And she's really funny.
My mom is what?
Wait, that's her again.
What are you talking about with my mom?
Nothing.
Nothing? That's what we say to her!
Hold on, I have to lol.
Okay, well, "lol" has officially lost all meaning.
I'm sorry. Is this a problem for you?
No, I just think it's a little bit inappropriate.
Inappropriate? Now you sound like my mother.
Well, how would you know what your mother sounds like? You've been spending so much time with mine!
What are you getting so whacked about? You didn't wanna text her.
Well, yeah, that's because she's my mom, not my friend. I mean, wouldn't you be weirded out if I was texting your mom?
Yes. Because she doesn't have a cellphone. Look, T, if you're not cool with this, I'll just stop.
No, no, I don't care. I mean, it's a free country. Go crazy. Text my mom. IM my dad. Video chat my aunt Helen.
Ooh! your aunt Helen? Your mom says she is Da Bomb Diggity!
My mom really said " Da Bomb Diggity"?
Well, I may have added that part.

太悲劇了，我媽媽居然在廚房發(fā)短信呢。天吶，和她聊短信的那個(gè)人可有得受了。你在和誰(shuí)發(fā)短信呢？
你媽媽。
我很抱歉，聽(tīng)著，我保證會(huì)讓她不再煩你的。
不，沒(méi)事的，你媽媽挺酷的。
我媽媽挺什么？
而且她真的很風(fēng)趣。
我媽媽很什么？
等下，她又發(fā)短信來(lái)了。
你在和我媽媽聊什么呢？
沒(méi)什么。
沒(méi)什么？從來(lái)都是我們這么敷衍她的。
等下，我得回個(gè)"lol"給她。
好吧，看來(lái)"lol"已經(jīng)失去它的意義了。
我很抱歉，你有什么不滿(mǎn)的嗎？
不，我只是覺(jué)得這樣有點(diǎn)不太合適。
不太合適？你現(xiàn)在說(shuō)話的口氣跟我媽媽一樣了。
是嗎，你怎么知道你媽媽口氣是什么樣的？你都花了這么多時(shí)間和我媽媽泡在一起了。
你有什么別扭的??？你又不愿意跟她發(fā)短信。
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，那是因?yàn)樗俏覌寢專(zhuān)皇俏遗笥?。如果我給你媽媽發(fā)短信你就不覺(jué)得很怪異嗎？
會(huì)啊，因?yàn)樗紱](méi)有手機(jī)。聽(tīng)著，T，如果不喜歡這樣，我就不再發(fā)了。
不用，我才不在乎呢。我是說(shuō)，這是個(gè)自由國(guó)家，繼續(xù)瘋吧，給我媽媽發(fā)短信，給我爸爸發(fā)即時(shí)消息，和我姑姑Helen視頻聊天。
哦，說(shuō)起你的姑姑Helen，你媽媽說(shuō)她超炫。
我媽媽真的說(shuō)了“超炫”嗎？
那個(gè)，也可能是我自己加上的吧。

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