Lesson 55 Professor Boffin buys some eggs

Mrs Boffin: Go to the grocer's and get some eggs and some matches please, dear.

Professor: Good morning. May I have some eggs and some matches please?

Grocer: Eggs and matches. I'm afraid that I haven't any matches.

Mrs Boffin: Well, dear?

Professor: He had some eggs, but he hadn't any matches.

Mrs Boffin: Where are the eggs, dear?

Professor: Here, in my pocket.

Mrs Boffin: Don't hit your pocket like that! Oh! Look at those eggs!