《媽媽之歌》走紅網(wǎng)絡(luò) 聽(tīng)媽媽3分鐘嘮叨

“起床，起床，快起來(lái)！去洗臉，去刷牙，記得梳頭！這是你的衣服你的鞋，有沒(méi)有在聽(tīng)啊......”

日前，一段在美國(guó)悄然流行了頗久的視頻在內(nèi)地網(wǎng)站上大熱，它便是一位美國(guó)老媽演唱的"嘮叨之歌"！聽(tīng)過(guò)這首歌的網(wǎng)友無(wú)不驚嘆：原來(lái)全世界的老媽嘮叨起來(lái)都是“一樣一樣一樣的啊”！

打開(kāi)視頻，一位身材微胖、短發(fā)、戴著眼鏡的中年婦女傲然出場(chǎng)，一定是典型的嚴(yán)厲老媽形象。接下來(lái)，配合著意大利的經(jīng)典樂(lè)曲《威廉泰爾序曲》，這位母親在不到3分鐘的時(shí)間里幾乎一口氣唱出了多達(dá)八九百字的歌詞，從生活的方方面面把孩子管教了一遍不說(shuō)，更將老媽的"蠻橫"進(jìn)行到底："母親的工作永不結(jié)束，你不需要知道理由，因?yàn)槲艺f(shuō)了算，我是你媽，你惟一的媽！"

據(jù)悉，創(chuàng)作并演唱這首《媽媽之歌》的是美國(guó)喜劇女演員安妮塔蘭弗洛，今年48歲的她是《早安美國(guó)》的評(píng)論員之一，在生活中則是3個(gè)孩子的母親。為了照顧小家伙們整天嘮叨不停的她在一個(gè)偶然的機(jī)會(huì)下靈光閃現(xiàn)："為什么不把嘮叨譜成一首歌呢？"于是，她將自己每天常絮叨的話寫成了歌詞，也就是這首《媽媽之歌》。歌曲完成并發(fā)到網(wǎng)上后很快引起了強(qiáng)烈反響，截至目前，這首歌已經(jīng)被翻譯成了英文版、中文版、西班牙語(yǔ)版，甚至還有手語(yǔ)版。

歌詞如下：

Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed

Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes
And your shoes

Hear the words I said

Get up now
Get up and make your bed

Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?

Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast

The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?

Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry

The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?

Play outside
Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?

Be polite
Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there

Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now

Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down

No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown

Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly

But right now

I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate

Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of...

I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about

Oh!

Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you

**KISS**

And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why

Because
Because
Because
Because

I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so

I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da?

而最有趣的還在后面：由于《媽媽之歌》的迅速走紅，不少當(dāng)爸爸的觀眾開(kāi)始給安妮塔寫信，要求她為爸爸們寫一首歌。于是，安妮塔在和這些"爸爸"們討論商議過(guò)之后很快創(chuàng)作出了一首無(wú)比簡(jiǎn)潔的《爸爸之歌》，與《媽媽之歌》絮叨不停的歌詞相比，《爸爸之歌》的歌詞只有一句："好吧！問(wèn)你媽！問(wèn)你媽！"

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