Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work
with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be
something wrong with him!
Chandler: All right Joey, be nice.?
So
does he have a hump? A hump and a
hairpiece?
Phoebe:
Wait, does he eat chalk?
(They all stare, bemused.)
Phoebe: Just,
'cause,
I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl-
oh!
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just
two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler:
Sounds like a date to me.
[Time Lapse]
Chandler: Alright, so
I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and
I realize I am totally naked.
All: Oh, yeah. Had that
dream.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone...
there.
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's
right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe:
No.
Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I
don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica: And
they weren't looking at you before?!
Chandler: Finally,
I figure
I'd better answer it, and
it turns out it's my mother, which is
very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
