What are you going to get for Christmas? Is Santa going to leave a shiny new Schwinn under your tree, or take a dream car's key in your stocking? That all depends on where you rank on Santa's master list, and we've created a flowchart to help you determine if you've been naughty or nice this year.
圣誕你能得到什么禮物呢？圣誕老人會(huì)不會(huì)把一輛閃亮亮的施文（名牌自行車）放在你的樹(shù)下，或是塞一輛你夢(mèng)寐以求的車鑰匙進(jìn)你的襪子？那可都要看你今年在圣誕老人名單上的排名如何啦！我們做了一個(gè)測(cè)試題來(lái)幫你檢查自己今年夠不夠乖?？靵?lái)測(cè)測(cè)吧！

現(xiàn)在，讓我們來(lái)仔細(xì)看一看這些題目吧：

1. Are you a Serial Killer? 你是不是連環(huán)殺手？

線索一：

2. Do you only kill bad guys, like Dexter does? 你是不是像嗜血法醫(yī)（美劇，主角專殺壞人）那樣專殺壞人?

3. Do you frequently lie about being one of the millions of men who have tired extenze? 你是不是經(jīng)常撒謊說(shuō)自己不是大男子主義者？

4. Do you just lie about that? 你剛剛是不是就撒謊了??？

5. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn't like the person for no good reason? 你有沒(méi)有故意拒絕在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、僅僅因?yàn)槟銢](méi)來(lái)由地不喜歡這個(gè)人？

線索二：

2. Did you cheat on your girlfriend? 你有沒(méi)有背著女朋友搞三搞四？

3. Do you even have a girlfriend? 你到底有沒(méi)有女朋友啊。。。

4. Is she a bitch? 她是不是個(gè)賤人？

5. Did you ignore a phone call from your mom because you were playing online games? 你是不是曾經(jīng)因?yàn)橥婢€上游戲、而不接你老媽的電話？（注意，這里回答No的人測(cè)試結(jié)果是"騙子！" lol）

6. Have you intentionally ignored a Facebook friend request because you didn't like the person for no good reason? 你有沒(méi)有故意拒絕在Facebook上面要加你好友的人、僅僅因?yàn)槟銢](méi)來(lái)由地不喜歡這個(gè)人？

好吧，不知道各位如何，總之小編徹底被雷了。做一個(gè)連環(huán)殺手和在facebook上拒人結(jié)果一樣……這是什么邏輯……

但無(wú)論如何，至少希望這個(gè)測(cè)試能在圣誕前夕博你一笑！