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?? ??A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)

　　光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。

　　What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)

　　我怎么知道做愛是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。

　　Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)

　　撒謊是男孩的錯(cuò)誤，情人的藝術(shù)，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。

　　No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)

　　結(jié)婚的男人是不會真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時(shí)常喝的威士忌差的話。

　　Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)

　　男人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗齻兏械胶闷媪?，結(jié)果兩人都大失所望。

　　Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)

　　女人嫁給男人，希望他們會所有改變。男人娶個(gè)女人，希望她們會永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會失望的。

　　Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

　　如今，所有的已婚男人過得像一個(gè)單身漢，而所有的單身漢過得像已婚男人。

　　A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

　　一個(gè)娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個(gè)嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個(gè)謬誤的犧牲品。

　　I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

　　我可不擔(dān)心什么恐怖主義，我都結(jié)婚兩年了。