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?? ??Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

　　如今，所有的已婚男人過(guò)得像一個(gè)單身漢，而所有的單身漢過(guò)得像已婚男人。

　　A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

　　一個(gè)娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個(gè)嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個(gè)謬誤的犧牲品。

　　I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

　　我可不擔(dān)心什么恐怖主義，我都結(jié)婚兩年了。

　　After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

　　結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒(méi)法面對(duì)自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。

? ? ?By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)

　　不管怎么說(shuō)還是結(jié)婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會(huì)幸福;娶到壞女人，你將會(huì)成為哲學(xué)家。

　　Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

　　任何已婚男人都應(yīng)該忘記自己犯下的錯(cuò)誤——沒(méi)必要兩個(gè)人都記得同一件事情吧。