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Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.　(King Vidor)

婚姻不是一個詞語... ...它是一個判決(句子)。[譯者注：雙關(guān)語]

Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring" - engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.

婚姻需要男人購買4種“ring”(戒指) ——訂婚ring，結(jié)婚ring， suffe-ring (苦難)和endu-ring(忍耐)

Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration. In the first year, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. And in the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

婚姻生活充滿了興奮和沮喪。第一年，男人說話女人在聽，第二年，女人說話男人在聽，第三年，兩人同時說話，鄰居們在聽。

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

愛情是一場長長甜甜的夢，婚姻就是鬧鐘。

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand and before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defense.

他們說：在婚前，男人緊握女人的手，那是愛;如果是婚后，那是自衛(wèi)。

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

當(dāng)新婚男人看上去很幸福，我們知道是為什么。但結(jié)婚十年的男人看上去很幸福，我們想知道是為什么。