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You know you`re in love when you don`t want to fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams- Dr. Seuss

當(dāng)你終于因?yàn)楝F(xiàn)實(shí)比夢境更美而無法入睡時，你戀愛了——蘇斯博士

When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part- Captain Corelli`s Mandolin

戀愛是一種暫時的瘋狂。它像地震一樣爆發(fā)，然后又平息。而當(dāng)它平息時，你得做出一個判斷。你得弄清楚你同他是否已經(jīng)盤根錯節(jié)地成為一體，以至無法分開。——《柯萊利上尉的曼陀林》

Marriage is Love, Love is blind, therefore, Marriage is an institution for the Blind （Anonymous）

婚姻是因?yàn)閻矍?，愛情是盲目的。所以，婚姻是為瞎子所設(shè)的會所。?

First Guy （proudly）: "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." （Anonymous）

一個男人驕傲地說：”我老婆是天使“。另一個男人羨慕地說：“你真走運(yùn)，我的那個還活著?！?

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. （Henry Youngman）

有人問我和我老婆婚姻長久的秘訣：我們倆口子很會享受生活，每周兩次去餐廳吃飯。燭光、晚餐、輕音樂、跳舞。她周二去一次，我周五去一次。?

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. （Rodney Dangerfield）

我和我老婆幸福地生活了20年。然后…我們就相遇了。?

Marriage isn't a word…… it's a sentence.?。↘ing Vidor）

婚姻不是一個詞語… …它是一個判決（句子）。?