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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)
結(jié)婚的男人是不會真正幸福的,如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時常喝的威士忌差的話。?

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)
男人結(jié)婚,因為他們已經(jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚,因為她們感到好奇了,結(jié)果兩人都大失所望。?

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)
女人嫁給男人,希望他們會所有改變。男人娶個女人,希望她們會永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會失望的。

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)
我在兩個老婆身上的運氣都很差。前面的那個扔下了我?,F(xiàn)在的這個我扔不掉。?

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)
一個好妻子總會在她錯了的時候原諒她的丈夫。?

love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies
愛情常是喜劇,偶爾是悲劇。

love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes
愛情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜歡飛到哪里,就把歡樂帶到哪里。

love is not only a sentiment but also an art
愛情不僅僅是感情,它也是藝術(shù)。

love is the greatest refreshment in life
愛情是生活最好的提神劑。

love never dies
愛情永不死。