31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨頭和其他雜碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必須有抹布. (沒吐在紙巾上的后果, 老外真是浪費...)
32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的電冰箱存著一萬年前的食物.
33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗機當(dāng)碗櫥
34.You have never used your dishwasher. 你從來沒用過你的洗碗機.
35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一個熱水瓶里面永遠裝著熱水. (自來水不是人人都喝得慣的~~~)
36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在廚房吃飯.
37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用過的塑料袋, 錫紙和錫盤留著.
38.You have a piano in your living room. 你客廳里有一架鋼琴. (管他會不會彈, 看起來倍兒有面子)
39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).你會在餐桌上剔牙, 但手遮著嘴.
40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. 你會轉(zhuǎn)筆

41.You hate to waste food. 你討厭浪費食物. (沒去過大陸餐館吃過飯的老外, 唉...)
42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.你冰箱里有三口剩飯和一只雞翼.
43.You don"t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. 你家里沒有任何家用塑料制品,只有一櫥子洗過再拿來用的油瓶,飯盒和醬壇子。
44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你把果醬瓶當(dāng)水杯用. (哈哈，勤儉嘛！)
45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 你有收集旅館免費洗發(fā)水瓶子的愛好
46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15 minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出(超過十五分鐘的那種)都會帶著你的零食:干芒果, 李子或烤魷魚.
47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it. 你會洗2-3次米.
48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以為自己可以修任何東西.
49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys. 你的車子里堆了無數(shù)玩偶.
50.You don"t use measuring cups. 你不用量杯（老外煮菜像在做實驗，計量工具一大套……）

51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打雞蛋.
52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. 你有一個有蓋的茶杯. (茶壺嘛~~~)
53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information。你總是在電話本上查電話號碼。
54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 你只在11點后打長途. (免費美國國內(nèi), 中國不知什么時候才有, 有競爭果然還是件好事, bs中國電信)
55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.如果你是位男性,你會對好玩的東西鼓掌,如果你是位女性,你會捂著嘴咯咯的笑(笑不露齒嘛)
56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜歡沒有配過音的中國電影.（滬江小編注：老外多半喜歡配過本國語言發(fā)音的電影、但不喜歡聽原音、看字幕）
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 你喜歡中國功夫片.
58.You've learnt some form of martial arts. 你會一些中國武術(shù)
59.Shaolin actually means something to you.少林對你來說是有特別含義的
60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 你喜歡很老的蛋配的粥. (What?)應(yīng)該是皮蛋瘦肉粥吧……

61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. 你喜歡有頭尾的蝦.
62.You never call your parents just to say hi. 你從不為了問聲好而給你父母打電話. (失實嚴(yán)重, 這個老外認(rèn)識的中國人都太摳門了, 連個國際長途也省, bs之)
63.If you don"t live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you"ve eaten,even if it's midnight.如果你不在家, 你的父母會打電話問你“吃了嗎”, 就算半夜12點也不例外.
64.When you"re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. 當(dāng)你病了的時候, 你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的東西, 因為"熱氣yeet hay".(滬江小編注：就是上火，粵語發(fā)音)
65.You know what yeet hay is. 你知道什么是熱氣。（滬江小編注：跟老外解釋“上火”等于慢性自殺）
66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart. 你上班時給你中國朋友發(fā)郵件, 即使你們相距10尺.
67.You use a face cloth. 你敷面膜.
68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. 你去吃自助餐前會把自己餓個半死.
69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. 你認(rèn)識可以打折賣給你珠寶或電器的人.
70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you"re never going to use them again. 你留著用過的可樂瓶.