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1.You look like you are 18. 你看起來(lái)好像才18歲(東方人普遍看起來(lái)年輕, 呵呵)
2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜歡吃雞腳
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃魚(yú)時(shí)會(huì)吸魚(yú)頭和魚(yú)鰭(他們都是直接切掉的)
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的車子后視鏡上會(huì)吊中國(guó)擺設(shè)。
5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意兒)
6.Your house is covered with tile.你的房子鋪的是瓷磚(老外都是木板或地毯)
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛(ài)炒東西的緣故)
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的爐子上面有鋁箔
9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遙控器外面包著塑料(發(fā)現(xiàn)真的只有中國(guó)人才這樣)
10.You"ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你從沒(méi)吻過(guò)你父母(中國(guó)人誰(shuí)這樣啊？)

11.You"ve never hugged your mom or dad. 你從沒(méi)抱過(guò)你父母(幼兒園時(shí)算不算?)
12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 你不帶眼睛、視力低于20/500。
13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses". 你戴隱形眼鏡, 這樣才能避免戴你的"瓶底眼鏡"(怎么說(shuō)得中國(guó)人好像都近視? 偶就不怎么戴眼鏡, 不過(guò)也近視兩三百了, 呵呵)
14.You"ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年級(jí)開(kāi)始就戴眼鏡了. (中國(guó)人都是愛(ài)學(xué)習(xí)的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼鏡有關(guān)?)
15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后頭發(fā)會(huì)豎起來(lái).
16.You"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你會(huì)為一些不可質(zhì)疑的事情辯論. (無(wú)理取鬧！？)
17.You love to use coupons. 你喜歡用折價(jià)券. (勤儉節(jié)約)
18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你為了最便宜的汽油費(fèi)不惜開(kāi)著車子到處找.
19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你開(kāi)著車子兜圈為了找到最好的停車位. (看來(lái)老外真的不太講究這個(gè).)
20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (許多美國(guó)人都是早上洗, 不知道為什么)

21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房間里的非免費(fèi)食品你都不吃. (那些東西都是over-charged了的, 誰(shuí)那么笨啊)
22.You don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十個(gè)人擠一間汽車旅房. (滬江小編注：留學(xué)生才這樣吧，當(dāng)學(xué)生經(jīng)濟(jì)都緊張，誰(shuí)不愿意住舒服點(diǎn)？)
23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人, 那么你身上的體毛比大多數(shù)女人少. (又不是大猩猩, 要那么多體毛干什么?)
24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 別人為你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.(意思是謝謝，在廣東茶樓尤其如此, 不然沒(méi)禮貌)
25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.你經(jīng)常說(shuō)"哎(二聲)呀(四聲)" 和 "哇(四聲)".
26.You don"t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜歡系安全帶因?yàn)榘踩珟ё屇愀杏X(jué)不舒服.
27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜歡拉斯維加斯, 老虎機(jī)和二十一點(diǎn).
28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.你細(xì)心地打開(kāi)你的圣誕節(jié)禮物, 因?yàn)槟阋糁b紙?jiān)儆? (誰(shuí)叫偶沒(méi)錢啊)
29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off. 你只會(huì)在圣誕節(jié)后買圣誕卡, 因?yàn)樗麄兇蛄宋逭? (^_^這根本就是在說(shuō)我, 圣誕節(jié)卡留著下一年用, 省下一筆錢好好吃一頓更劃算^_^)
30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的廚房桌子上有一條抹布. (老外只有紙巾)