我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(52歲時(shí))
1.保持鼻子和耳朵處的毛發(fā)整潔
2.不在公共場(chǎng)合打嗝或搔癢
3.向別人借錢不要太頻繁
4.當(dāng)我生氣的時(shí)候不許打盹睡著
5.不要多次重復(fù)講同一個(gè)笑話
6.周末不要一直賴在床上
7.常換內(nèi)衣褲,襪子要成對(duì)
8.欣賞電視晚餐
9.必要時(shí)記得我的名字
10.有時(shí)周末會(huì)刮胡子

What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend.

我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(62歲時(shí))
1.不要嚇唬小孩子
2.記得浴室在哪
3.不需要太多錢生活
4.睡著的時(shí)候鼾聲較小
5.記得自己為何大笑
6. 行動(dòng)自如
7.通常穿著衣服
8.喜歡軟的食物
9.記得把自己的假牙放哪了
10.記得哪天是周末

What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn’t miss the toilet

我理想的男友標(biāo)準(zhǔn)-修訂版(72歲時(shí))
1.活的
2.找的到衛(wèi)生間

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