Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
英語冷笑話：偷走啤酒的猴子
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英語冷笑話：咬破自己的舌頭
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英語冷笑話：炸雞
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英語笑話：第四元素 The Fourth Element
Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and and Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with? Student: Soap!
