【每日一樂(lè)】咒語(yǔ)
2009-10-12 17:39
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
一個(gè)男人找到一個(gè)巫婆,要求她解開(kāi)一條困擾了自己40年的咒語(yǔ)。
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
巫婆說(shuō):"或許我可以做的到,但你必須一字不落地告訴我下咒的時(shí)候說(shuō)的那句咒語(yǔ)。"
The old man says without hesitation - "I now pronounce you man and wife."
男人毫不猶豫的答道:“‘我現(xiàn)在宣布你們成為夫婦?!?/div>
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