A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.

一只瞎眼的兔子和一只瞎眼的蛇相遇了。它們倆都知道自己是什么動物，但不知道對方是什么，于是它們都決定試試對方

The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.

兔子說：“你先摸摸我?！鄙咄饬?，它摸了一下兔子。

He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."

蛇說：“額，你全身都有皮毛，有一個小棉球似的尾巴，耳朵很長，后腿很粗壯…”

The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.

兔子說，“我知道！我是只兔子！耶！”然后兔子摸了一下蛇。

He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."

兔子說，“好吧，你長長的細細的，全身都滑溜溜的，還有一根分叉的舌頭…”

The snake says, "Oh no! I'm a lawyer."

蛇說：“不！我是個律師”