英語幽默小故事:岳母
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
一位職業(yè)獵人帶著妻子和岳母一塊去游獵。一個(gè)傍晚,叢林深處,夫人突然發(fā)現(xiàn)母親不見了。她堅(jiān)持兩個(gè)人都要努力去找到母親。
The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
獵人拿起了他的來福,喝了一大口威士忌,開始找人。在營地不遠(yuǎn)處,他們看到了一個(gè)令人震驚的地方:岳母背對著一大叢灌木,一只雄獅正看著她。
The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"
夫人哭道:“我們該怎么辦?”
"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
“沒什么”,獵人丈夫說道,“獅子自己走進(jìn)這么亂的地方的,讓他自己出來吧?!?/p>