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Thoroughly clean the toilet. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

仔細地打掃衛(wèi)生間。在馬桶中加入適量的洗發(fā)乳，打開蓋子。帶貓去衛(wèi)生間的時候，小心地安慰它。

In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).

麻溜地把貓丟進馬桶，蓋上蓋子（你可能需要站在蓋子上，以防它逃脫）。

CAUTION!!!!!

一定要小心！?。?！

Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

不要太靠近邊緣，它的爪子可能會伸出來抓住任何可以抓住的東西。

Flush the toilet three or four times.

沖洗馬桶三到四次。

Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

讓其他的某人打開出去的門，確保馬桶和外門間沒有人。

Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

站得離馬桶盡量遠一點，快速地打開蓋子。洗干凈的貓會從馬桶里發(fā)射出來并跑出去，然后會去某個地方擦干自己。

Sincerely,

真誠的，

The DOG

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