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Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up
在成長過程中，女孩子總是被教導說

If a guy punches you ,he likes you
如果一個男孩子打你 那么他喜歡你

Never try to trim your own bangs
永遠不要自己修剪劉海

And someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your own happy ending
然后有一天 你會遇到自己的白馬王子 從此幸福的生活

Every movie we see
我們看過的每一部電影

Every story we're told
聽過的每一個故事

Implores us to wait for it
都教導我們去等待真愛

The third act twist:the unexpected declaration of love
那經典三段式，意想不到的告白

The exception to the rule
自己就是那個幸運兒

But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending
但有時候我們太過專注于追求自己的幸福

We don't learn how to read the signs
以致忽略了身邊的那些信號

How to tell the ones who want us from the ones who don't
忘了怎樣去分辨那些真正想要和我們在一起的人

The ones who stay from the ones who will leave
去分辨那些會一直守在我們身邊的人

And maybe this happy ending dosen't include a wonderful guy
或許有的完美結局里并沒有男主人公

Maybe it's you
或許只有你

On your own
靠你自己

Picking up the pieces and starting over
整理碎片 重新開始

Freeing yourself up for something better in the future
只為更美好的未來

Maybe the happy ending is just
可能那個完美結局就是

Moving on
向前看

Or maybe the happy ending is this:
又或許完美結局是這樣的

Knowing that through all the unreturned phone calls
在經歷了無數次的拒絕（沒有回復的電話）

And brokenhearts
傷心

Through all the blunders and misread signals
經歷了無數次的自作多情

Through all of the pain and embarrassment
和數不清的痛苦和尷尬

You never,ever,gave up hope.
你依舊相信真愛

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注：本期文章由wxz213提供、翻譯，再次感謝o(∩_∩)o...

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