Being single comes with ups and downs. Sure, it can be liberating to be your own independent self and play by your own rules, but every once in a while the single life can be its own special hell. And sometimes it's good to sit back, laugh and embrace the struggle.
單身的心情也是起起落落的。沒錯(cuò)，單身確實(shí)可以解放我們獨(dú)立做自己，按自己的規(guī)則生活。但偶爾，單身生活也真讓人夠受的。有時(shí)候坐下來自嘲一下單身的苦惱也是極好的。

1. When even your phone doesn't get any action.
1、你的手機(jī)不會(huì)有任何動(dòng)靜

2. When you have days like this.
2、你的日常是這樣的

他們居然正在牽手，去死吧。

3. When you realize you have different priorities in life.
3、你的生活重心和別人不一樣

你的朋友不是訂婚了就是戀愛中，而你站在那兒就……

4. When your ideal date looks something like this.
4、你的理想約會(huì)是這樣的。

早餐約會(huì)（愛心臉）

5. When your one true love is actually pizza.
5、你的真愛其實(shí)是披薩

情人節(jié)的我和我的朋友

6. When your midnight kiss looks something like this.
6、你的跨年午夜之吻是這樣的

零點(diǎn)鐘聲敲響時(shí)單身的我

7. When your friends tell you about meaningful milestones in their relationships.
7、你的朋友告訴你TA戀愛的里程碑時(shí)刻，而你的反應(yīng)是這樣的

朋友：“我剛結(jié)婚了，還買了房子?！?/p>

我：……

8. When the only time you sleep on one side of the bed is to make room for binge-watching necessities.
8、你只睡在床的一邊，不過目的僅僅是為了給遙控器騰地方。

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