We’ve all been there. You really want to impress the new boss/your other half’s parents/the hot new guy and you just come off as a little, well, manic.
我們都有過這樣的經(jīng)歷。當(dāng)你特別想給你的新老板（或者你另一半的家長或是你新認(rèn)識的帥哥）留下一個好印象是，你會表現(xiàn)的有一點……瘋狂

Meet Carpe Diem.
我們來認(rèn)識下狗狗卡普?蒂姆。

The four-month-old, 4lbs puppy has been up for adoption since June at San Francisco Animal Care & Control (SFACC). He was taken in as a stray after being found wandering the streets of San Francisco.
自去年六月起圣弗朗西斯科動物控制保護協(xié)會就在為這只重達4磅的小家伙尋找新家庭了。他們在大街上發(fā)現(xiàn)卡普并將它作為走失犬進行了收容。

In a bid to find their animals new families, the animal shelter regularly shares pictures of them across its social media accounts. Earlier this week, they did a photo shoot with little Carpe. All he had to do was look his super-cute, adorable self.
為了給他們收容的動物找一個新的家庭，動物之家會定期地通過其社交賬戶發(fā)布這些動物的照片。本周早些時候，他們給小卡普拍了照片。而它所做的就只是盯著鏡頭上可愛迷人的自己。

And he really tried to seize the day.
他也很努力滴抓住這次機會展示自己。

Okay, a little less tongue this time Carpe.
好吧，這次舌頭不要伸那么長了卡普~

No pressure.
毫無壓力~

Carpe Diem feels the pain of anyone who has ever had their driver’s license, passport or eighth grade school photo taken,’ animal shelter staff wrote on Instagram.
動物之家的員工在INS上寫道：卡普現(xiàn)在能夠感受到那些拍過駕照照片，護照照片以及八年級小學(xué)畢業(yè)照的人的痛苦了。

‘He’s silly and teeny tiny,’ said SFACC’s Deb Campbell. ‘He is one of the happiest dogs you’ll ever meet.’
動物保護控制協(xié)會的戴比?卡貝爾說：“它身材小小的并且傻的可愛，它是你見到過的最快樂的狗狗。”

After the SFACC shared the pictures of Carpe Diem on Twitter on Monday, they were inundated with offers of homes for the lovable little weirdo.
自從周一SFACC在推特上曬出了卡普?蒂姆的照片之后，很多人都想要收養(yǎng)這個討人喜歡的小“二貨”，數(shù)目眾多的的收養(yǎng)請求使協(xié)會應(yīng)接不暇。

Adopt Carpe Diem and you will OWN #MyWeirdDog
領(lǐng)養(yǎng)卡普，你將得到#MyWeirdDog

@SFACC He is so sweet! I wish I was closer, I would adopt him in a heartbeat. ??
@SFACC它太可愛了~如果我能離他近一些，就可以馬上把他領(lǐng)回家了

Because people could really relate.
有些人很會聯(lián)想

@SFACC @andrew_ang2 this is me if I were a dog.
@SFACC @andrew_ang2 如果我是一只狗狗，那我大概會是這個樣子

And – here’s the happy ending – yesterday, the shelter announced the Carpe had found his new family.
最后的結(jié)局是皆大歡喜——昨日，動物之家宣布卡普已經(jīng)找到了新的家庭~

#MyWeirdDog has been adopted! TY for the RTs ?Many more cuties are waiting.
卡普已經(jīng)被領(lǐng)養(yǎng)啦，謝謝大家的愛心，還有很多的可愛的小家伙等著被領(lǐng)養(yǎng)哦

Proving there’s a perfect someone for every weirdo out there.
這件事證明了：所有的“二貨”都會找到適合自己的那個人

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