1. Let's face it: You consider your cat to be your baby.
1. 面對(duì)現(xiàn)實(shí)吧：你就是把貓當(dāng)兒子養(yǎng)的。

2. A baby you really, really hate sometimes.
2. 有時(shí)候你會(huì)恨死這個(gè)兒子。

3. Because even though they can look super cute and innocent…
3. 因?yàn)殡m然它們看起來(lái)萌萌的，一臉人畜無(wú)害的樣子……

4. …you're pretty sure they mock you when you're not looking.
4. ……但你非常清楚它們會(huì)在你背后嘲笑你。

5. You love when they let you dress them up…
5. 你喜歡它們乖乖地讓你給它們穿衣服……

6. …but they're probably literally plotting your death.
6. ……但是它們可能真的在想怎么把你弄死。

7. You feel lucky and honoured that your cat has accepted you…
7. 你的貓接受了你，你覺(jué)得這是你的榮幸……

8. …until they fuck up your stuff and you ask yourself why you even got a cat in the first place.
8. ……直到它們弄壞你的東西，你問(wèn)自己一開(kāi)始干嘛要養(yǎng)貓。

9. Then you remember the important bonding moments you and your cat have had…
9. 然后你想起你們之間有愛(ài)的時(shí)刻……

10. …but you also remember all the times your cat got in the way of your good times.
10. ……但是你還想起它不讓你好好放松的時(shí)候。

11. You're pretty sure a cat head peeking out from underneath blankets is the sweetest thing in the world…
11. 你覺(jué)得貓?jiān)谔鹤拥紫绿匠鲱^偷瞄你是天底下最萌的了……

12. …but you wonder if your cat has any positive feelings toward you at all.
12. ……但是你又懷疑它對(duì)你到底有沒(méi)有好感。

13. Sometimes, you look at your cat's face and are sure they could never do anything bad…
13. 有時(shí)候你看著你家貓的臉，覺(jué)得它肯定不會(huì)干壞事……

14. …and they usually prove you wrong soon after.
14. ……然后它通常下一秒就打你臉。

15. Still, there's nothing better than the bond you share with your cat.
15. 不過(guò)沒(méi)有什么能比得上你和你家貓之間的感情。

16. So, even when they fuck up all your shit (and they will, sooner or later)…you just can't help but love that little asshole anyway.
16. 所以呢，就算它鬧翻天（遲早會(huì)的）……你還是會(huì)對(duì)這個(gè)小壞蛋寵愛(ài)得無(wú)法自拔。

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