Signs You're An Old Person Disguised In A 20-Something Year-Old's Body
20多歲的外表之下藏匿著一個衰老的你的一些標(biāo)志

For years you've wondered why you could never fully relate to other people your age. What about hookup culture is appealing? Why are girls showing their midriff in the winter? How are the horrendous things they play on the radio considered "good" music? At times, you probably even refer to Millennials as if you're not apart of the demographic yourself. The reason? You're an old soul stuck in a twenty-something year-old's body. Here are some signs:
多年以來你一直很奇怪為什么不能完完全全參考你的同齡人。勾搭文化到底哪里吸引人了？為什么女孩子大冬天會穿著裸露？收音機里在播放的那么可怕的東西卻被認為是好音樂？偶爾，你可能甚至?xí)⒖记ъ暌淮孟衲悴]有脫離人口統(tǒng)計意義上的你自己。原因呢？你其實是藏匿在20多歲外表之下的一個老去的靈魂，下面是一些信號：

1. You'd rather spend the night in your bed than out with your friends.
1.?你更愿意呆在床上度過夜晚而不是和朋友出去浪。

2. Baking brings you great joy.
2. 烘焙給你帶來莫大的樂趣。

3. You've secretly always wanted to join a knitting class.
3. 你總是偷偷摸摸地想去參加編織課程。

4. You enjoy walking for leisure.
4. 你喜歡把散步當(dāng)做消遣。

5. You complete newspaper crossword puzzles everyday on your morning commute.
5.?在早上的通勤路上，你會完成報紙上的填字游戲。

6. You refuse to text in acronyms.
6. 你拒絕用縮寫的形式寫信息。

7. You’re always in some sort of pain for no apparent reason.
7. 你總是莫名其妙地陷入某種疼痛之中。

8. Your knees crack when sitting down, standing up, walking up the stairs, walking down the stairs…
8. 你的膝蓋會在坐下的時候、站起來的時候、上樓梯還有下樓梯的時候咯吱咯吱響……

9. You frequently mishear the things that people say.
9. 你經(jīng)常聽錯別人說的事情。

10. You think housework is therapeutic.
10. 你認為家務(wù)活是有益于健康的。

11. If you do go out, 12AM is your designated "time to call an Uber home" time.
11. 如果你外出的話，12點是你自己指定必須要打車回家的時間。

12. You need naps to function correctly.
12. 你需要小睡一下才能正常工作。

13. You ask for practical gifts on Christmas.
13. 你想要實用的圣誕節(jié)禮物。

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