【每日一樂(lè)】魚網(wǎng)

【每日一樂(lè)】還有沒(méi)有便宜一點(diǎn)兒東西

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store.一個(gè)小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時(shí)候被當(dāng)場(chǎng)擒獲。 "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I...

【每日一樂(lè)】復(fù)數(shù)形式

Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?老師：湯姆，‘男人’這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么? Tom: Men.湯姆：男人們。 Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?老師：答得好。那&lsquo...

【每日一樂(lè)】同一只狗狗

Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?老師: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里寫的東西和你哥哥寫得一模...

【每日一樂(lè)】中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)

Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪，蓄意的破壞) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...