【每日一樂】坐taxi要分國籍?
第一次打電話叫TAXI...... 對方問where you from..... 我回答CHINA,還在奇怪叫taxi還分國籍~ ?對方可能以為我在搞 笑,很郁悶的說 sorry, we can not do that(抱歉我們?nèi)ゲ涣耍?.... ...
【每日一樂】魚網(wǎng)
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎,安? 老師發(fā)問道。 A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.把許多小孔用繩子栓在...
【每日一樂】創(chuàng)造性
Applying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that I had spent three ye...
【每日一樂】中間戰(zhàn)術(shù)
Three competing store owners rented adjoining(毗連的) shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem(故意的傷害罪,蓄意的破壞) to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs sayi...