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A woman complained that her husband constantly hung around the house，doing or saying nothing. To please her, he went to see a psychiatrist.“Just lie down on the couch and we'll talk. "the doctor told him. "If you think of something to say, fine. If not，maybe next time.”
一位婦女總是抱怨其丈夫在家里轉(zhuǎn)來轉(zhuǎn)去，無所事是，為了使老婆高興，他找到了精神病學(xué)專家。“你就躺在沙發(fā)上，我們來談?wù)劇！本癫♂t(yī)生告訴他:“如呆你想起什么就說，沒有的話，下次再講也行。”

The guy got himself comfortable and fell fast asleep. At the end of the hour，the doctor woke hirn up and said，"That will be all for today—$100，please. "The patient paid and left.
這位男士舒適地躺在沙發(fā)上，很快就入睡了。到了一小時(shí)，大夫喚醒了他說:“今天就到這兒吧，請交100元。”病人付了錢之后就走了

The man came back every Tuesday and Thursday after that. Each time，he fell asleep without saying a word，but paid the fee. The third week, the patient came in，sat down and then jumped right up again."Aha,"， marveled the doctor. "Have you thought of something to say?"
從此，那個(gè)人每周三、四來就診。每次，他總是一句話也不說，光是睡覺，而且每次都付錢。第三周，病人來后坐下，然后又跳了起來?！鞍」?！”大夫驚喜道，“你想出要說的話了嗎?”

"Yes，do you need a partner ?"
“是的，你需要一個(gè)助手嗎?”