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The preacher was vexed because a certain member of his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. As the man was snoring in the front row one Sunday, the preacher determined he would teach him not to sleep during the sermon.
牧師非常生氣，因?yàn)榭傆幸粋€(gè)人在他說教時(shí)睡覺。一個(gè)星期天，正當(dāng)坐在前排的那個(gè)人打瞌睡時(shí)，牧師決定要好好地教育他不要睡覺。

In a whisper, he asked the congregation. "All who want to go to heaven, please rise，" Everyone got up except the snorer. After whispering" Be seated"，the minister shouted at the top of his voice，"All those who want to be with the devil，please rise. "
他低聲地對(duì)教徒們說:“想去天堂的人都站起來。”除打瞌睡的人外，每個(gè)人都站了起來。牧師說過請(qǐng)坐之后，高聲喊道:“下地獄的請(qǐng)站起來!”

Awaking with a start，the sleepy-head jumped to his feet and saw the preacher standing tall and angry in the pulpit,”Well，sir," he said.,"I don't know what we're voting on, but it looks like you and me are the only ones for it."
打瞌睡的人被這突然的喊叫聲所驚醒，站了起來?？吹侥翈煾哒驹诮虊希鷼獾赝?。他說:“先生，我不知我們?cè)谶x什么，但看上去你和我是唯一的侯選人?！?/div>