我一本正經(jīng)的向PS師求助 結(jié)果他是個逗比……
作者:Lina D.
來源:Boredpanda
2016-03-31 17:50
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We're all guilty of wanting to look better. Many try makeup, others plastic surgery and some people opt for Photoshop. But while Photoshop may sound like a much safer alternative - think twice!
對于想要看起來更好,我們都心存內(nèi)疚。許多人嘗試化妝,其他人嘗試整容,還有一些人選擇PS。但是當(dāng)覺得PS聽著更靠譜的時候……三思啊啊啊??!
Photoshop wizard James Fridman accepts people's requests and does exactly what they ask for. The only thing is, James takes his business very seriously. So seriously in fact that he will LITERALLY do whatever you ask.
PS達(dá)人詹姆斯·弗里德曼接受了人們的請求,并且確實按他們要求的那樣處理了。我想說的是詹姆斯非常認(rèn)真地對待他的工作。而實際上他會特別認(rèn)真地按你的要求的“字面意思”去做。
He posts the results on his Twitter account (@fjamie013) which has more than 125,000 followers. So if you want to improve your photo, just send him a picture. Just a little warning however: "Do not submit any personal photos that you do not want to be made public."
他會在他的推特賬戶(@fjamie013)上發(fā)布結(jié)果,而他的推特賬戶上擁有12萬5000多位粉絲。所以如果你想P照,就把圖片發(fā)給他。然而,只是一個小小的警告:“不要發(fā)送任何你不想公開的私人照片?!?/span>
圖一:Hi. Can you take the girl in violet skirt out please?
你好??梢哉埬惆涯莻€穿著紫色裙子的女孩移出照片嗎?
I took her out. We had fun.
我把她移出來了。我們很開心。
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Hello. My name is Andrei and I’m from Russia, and lie on the beach here in Russia but I would like to lay in America.
你好,我叫Andrei,我來自俄羅斯。圖片里我在俄羅斯的海灘上躺著,但是我想在美國躺著。
Welcome to America.
歡迎來到美國。
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Hey photoshopster! Can you make my eyebrows bushy? Thanks.
你好圖像處理師!你能把我的眉毛修的濃密一點嗎?謝謝。
Sure.
當(dāng)然可以。
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Hey dude, can you add me behind a tank?
你好,朋友,你能把我添加在一輛坦克后面嗎?
You are behind this tank.
你正在坦克的后面。
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Hello James, I love your work. Can you “shave” my husband? Greetings from the Netherlands!
你好,詹姆斯,我喜歡你的作品。你能幫我的丈夫“修一下”胡子嗎?在荷蘭問候你!
Done.
完成了。
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Hi James, could you please make my dad look the other way, because it’s a bit awkward! Hahahahaha thanks.
你好詹姆斯,可以請你讓我爸爸看向另一邊嗎,因為這有點尷尬!哈哈哈,謝謝。
Sure.
當(dāng)然可以。
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Hi James, could you please cut me out and send to Miami beach with some hot girls? Thank you so much!
你好,詹姆斯,可以請你把我摳出來,然后送到有辣妹的曼阿密海灘上嗎? 非常感謝!
Sure. You’re in Miami beach now with some hot girls.
當(dāng)然可以。你現(xiàn)在正在曼阿密海灘上與一些辣妹在一起。
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Hey james, I’m happy in this picture, but I’m emo… can you make me look sad in it please?
Moses bless.
你好,詹姆斯,在圖片里我是高興的,但是我是個很情緒化的boy……可以請你賜我一個悲傷的表情嗎?
You can’t just be sad. There must be a reason.
你不會只是難過。一定有一個理由。
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Mate can you fix that ironing board,make the boobies bigger hahaha lemme have a look.Cheers!!!
老兄,你能把那個燙衣板修修嘛,然后讓我的胸看起來更大點,哈哈哈。修好圖后給我看看。謝謝!!
Have a look.
看看吧。