1. Designers want to give your girls a boost with pushup bras, but it's like LOL. No.
設(shè)計(jì)師們想用托高胸罩幫你擠出事業(yè)線，而事實(shí)是：哈哈哈，做不到。
2.?Strapless tops? Nah.
要穿無肩帶文胸？不是在開玩笑吧。
3.?Your boobs maybe aren't the best place to store your cell phone/wallet/keys/extra snacks.
你的胸部也許不是理想的放手機(jī)、錢包、鑰匙、零食的地方。
4.?You might have to fake extra boob sometimes. It's fine.
你有時(shí)可能需要放額外的胸罩填充物，沒什么大不了。
5.?Like maybe you stuffed your bra once or twice.
或許你有那么一兩次把你的胸罩塞滿。
6.?And sometimes? Well you actually just wonder where your boobs went.
還有呢，有的時(shí)候？估計(jì)你自己都不清楚你的胸去哪兒了。
7.?You're surrounded by girls with bigger boobs, and it can really be overwhelming underwhelming sometimes.
當(dāng)你和大胸妹們?cè)谝黄鸬臅r(shí)候，你會(huì)感到渺小，壓力倍兒大。
8.?You know that “chicken cutlets” aren't just whats for dinner.
你知道有時(shí)候“雞胸肉”不只是用來當(dāng)作晚餐的。
9.?I mean, sure, you can have big boobs.
我的意思是，當(dāng)然，你可以擁有大胸部。
10.?Your anatomy is just … different.
從解剖結(jié)構(gòu)來說你只是……有些不同。
11.?Which means that occasionally you end up shopping in the kid's department.
有時(shí)候意味著你需要到兒童服裝店買衣服。
12.?You wonder where exactly you got your (lack of) boobs from.
你想知道你是從哪兒遺傳到的胸部（平胸）。
13.?And it's like, nobody cares when you go braless because ˉ\_(ツ)_/ˉ
你不穿胸罩甚至都沒人在意，因?yàn)椤愣谩?/div>
14.?You go through high school wondering when you'll get boobs, and then suddenly you're 23 and you're STILL asking.
你整個(gè)高中時(shí)期都在想自己的胸部什么時(shí)候才能豐滿起來，可一轉(zhuǎn)眼你都23了，你還是在問這個(gè)問題。
15.?But! Then you remember you can walk around without a bra and look sexy AF
但是，你記得你可以不穿胸罩到處走，而且看起來很性感。
16.?You were #blessed with the ability to wear super hot high fashion ~lewks~.
你天生擁有穿超級(jí)時(shí)尚服裝的條件。哇哦。
17.?And you can sleep on your small boobies without wanting to totally die.
你可以隨便趴著睡，而不會(huì)有想死的感覺。
18.?Plus, you don't have to deal with big boob-related back pain.
另外，你也不用忍受因胸部過大帶來的背痛煩惱。
19.?Yeah, actually? It's not so bad after all.
事實(shí)上嘛，有木有，其實(shí)也沒有那么糟糕哈。
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