1. Make a show of describing your “terrible” journey to work.
作秀般地講述可怕的上班之路。

2. Go to the canteen to buy toast to recover.
去餐廳買(mǎi)點(diǎn)烤面包填飽肚子。

3. Make a cup of tea.
泡一杯茶。

4. Have a quick look at the news on the internet while you eat your toast.
吃烤面包的同時(shí)，快速瀏覽下網(wǎng)頁(yè)新聞。

5. Check Facebook.
刷刷臉書(shū)。

6. Check Twitter.
看看推特。

7. Check Instagram.
玩玩圖片分享。

8.Check Facebook again.
再刷刷臉書(shū)。

9. Click on an enticing link about a celebrity.
點(diǎn)開(kāi)一則有關(guān)明星的新聞鏈接。

10. Have a look at your emails. 382!
看一眼郵箱，發(fā)現(xiàn)竟然有382封郵件！

11. Decide you need to “get on top of your inbox” before you get stuck into work.
埋頭工作前，決定看看第一封郵件。

12. Think you could probably do with another cup of tea before you crack on.
開(kāi)始辛苦的工作前，覺(jué)得可能要再來(lái)杯茶。

13. Offer your whole department a cup of tea.
給整個(gè)部門(mén)的同事沏茶。

14. What, no milk left? Sure, you don’t mind nipping out for some!
什么，沒(méi)有牛奶了？溜出去買(mǎi)點(diǎn)牛奶！

15.Instagram a funny pub chalkboard you see on the way to the shop.
買(mǎi)牛奶的路上看到一塊滑稽的酒吧黑板，分享到圖片分享軟件上。

16. Swing by accounts on your way back up to ask about an invoice.
離開(kāi)時(shí)向售貨員要張發(fā)票。

them your funny picture.
讓他們看看那張滑稽圖片。

18. Make tea for your department.
給整個(gè)部門(mén)的同事沏茶。

19. Announce that you are “snowed” and can’t do anything until you’ve sorted these emails
抱怨自己被郵件壓垮，整理好郵件之前什么也做不了。

20. Mark the important-looking ones as unread and come back to them later.
將看似重要的郵件標(biāo)記為未讀，稍后再返回查看這些郵件。

21. Why not make a load of folders and categorise them before reading too?
看郵件之前，為什么不建幾個(gè)文件夾將郵件分類(lèi)呢？

22. Tweet about what a nerd you are for making your “geeky email folders”.
發(fā)個(gè)推特，說(shuō)說(shuō)自己整理這些討厭的郵件文件夾是多么腦殘。

23. Make another cup of tea.
再沏杯茶。

24. Check your Twitter notifications to see if anyone’s favourited your email geek joke.
打開(kāi)推特動(dòng)態(tài)提醒，看看是否有人贊了你那條整理郵件文件夾的奇葩推文。

25. Have a look at Facebook and see a notification that it’s a friend’s birthday.
打開(kāi)臉書(shū)，看到一條朋友生日提醒。

26. Google image search ‘happy birthday lol’ to find something good to post on their wall.
搜索“生日快樂(lè)”之類(lèi)的圖片，選幾張發(fā)到朋友的照片墻。

27. Click on a quiz link your mate’s posted.
點(diǎn)擊進(jìn)入朋友轉(zhuǎn)發(fā)的一個(gè)測(cè)試連接。

?28.Tell your Facebook how psyched you are that an Otter is your spirit animal.
發(fā)條臉書(shū)狀態(tài)，說(shuō)說(shuō)自己喜歡水獺是多么瘋狂。

29. Look at Twitter notifications for RTs and favourites on your nerd joke again.
再刷新幾次推特動(dòng)態(tài)提醒，看看有沒(méi)有好友請(qǐng)求，或者是否有人贊了那條奇葩推文。

30.New emails since you’ve last checked – organise them in your new folders.
剛剛又收到了新的郵件——把新郵件放進(jìn)新的文件夾。

31. Have a look at the intranet to see what’s on the canteen menu today.
瀏覽下公司內(nèi)網(wǎng)，看看餐廳今天的菜單。

32. Tweet Burgers for lunch!
發(fā)條推文：“午飯吃漢堡！”

33. Read “urgent” email from your marketing nemesis about a brief you’ve apparently missed.
營(yíng)銷(xiāo)部的“掃把星”給你封緊急郵件，里面說(shuō)明了你尚未完成的任務(wù)。

34. Go and talk to your marketing nemesis who has obv not made what they want clear if you’ve not done it.
雖然他們并未說(shuō)清自己到底需要什么，但你還是跑過(guò)去告訴他們自己是否已經(jīng)完成任務(wù)。

35. Insist to them that you’ve never seen said brief before.
堅(jiān)稱(chēng)自己之前根本沒(méi)有看到過(guò)這個(gè)任務(wù)。

36. Call all brief “stakeholders” to a meeting to go over it again.
召集所有的“相關(guān)人員”開(kāi)會(huì)，再次仔細(xì)討論該任務(wù)。

37. Go to the canteen for meeting snacks.
去餐廳拿點(diǎn)零食，開(kāi)會(huì)時(shí)吃。

38. Go to the bathroom while you’re up.
會(huì)前去趟洗手間。

39. Make tea for the meeting.
沏杯茶，開(kāi)會(huì)時(shí)喝。

?40.Stop off at your friend in design’s desk afterwards to bitch about marketing nemesis.
正好經(jīng)過(guò)朋友的辦公桌，像朋友講幾句營(yíng)銷(xiāo)部掃把星的壞話(huà)。

41. Check Facebook.
刷刷臉書(shū)。

42. Check Twitter.
看看推特。

43.Check Instagram.
玩玩圖片分享。

44.Check Facebook again.
再刷刷臉書(shū)。

45.Follow up meeting with an email to project “stakeholders” about the process of the brief.
給“相關(guān)人員”發(fā)送郵件，實(shí)時(shí)播報(bào)任務(wù)進(jìn)展。

46. Colour code it.
給郵件標(biāo)色。

47. Categorise your new emails into folders so that you can get stuck into working through them after lunch.
把新郵件放入文件夾，這樣午飯后就可以埋頭工作了。

48. Go for lunch.
吃午飯。

49. It’s been a mad morning, Take an hour.
真是個(gè)瘋狂的早晨，一小時(shí)過(guò)去了。

50. Pick up post for your department from the post room on your way back.
回來(lái)時(shí)，從傳達(dá)室挑選出你所在部門(mén)的快遞。

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