Hi there, my name is Butternut and I live in Cape Town, South Africa.
大家好，我叫白胡桃，家住南非開普敦。

I’m a stay at home cat which means I don’t have a job so I look after the place while the humans are away. My duties include: making sure there is nothing lying around on the counters, sinks, or even shelves. I think I might be a little bit OCD sometimes, but I like to keep it real.
我是一只宅貓，就是說我沒有工作，所以人類不在的時候就由我來看家。我的職責(zé)有：確保廚房桌子上、洗碗池里、甚至是儲物架上沒有其他動物躺在那里。我想我有時可能會有點(diǎn)強(qiáng)迫癥，但我就是喜歡這樣。

My favorite food is tuna and if there is none around I’ll eat pretty much anything else. If I’m really hungry I like to chew on toilet rolls, I learnt that from watching Oprah. I like listening to Taylor Swift and Bryan Adams. I enjoy watching old episodes of Lassie and find them very moving and thought provoking.
我最喜歡吃金槍魚，如果到處都找不到的話，我會吃很多其他東西。如果我真的很餓，我會去吃廁所里的卷紙，這是在奧普拉脫口秀上學(xué)來的。我喜歡聽泰勒·斯威夫特和布萊恩·亞當(dāng)斯的歌。我喜歡看老版的《靈犬萊西》，很感人，也很有啟發(fā)。

Scrabble is currently my favorite board game, I just cant get enough, it keeps my mind sharp. I won’t lie, sometimes I just hit a blank and I can’t think of any word so I resort to nibbling on the box just to buy myself some more time, people think its cute.
Scrabble拼字游戲是我現(xiàn)在最喜歡的桌游，怎么玩都不厭，它能讓我保持頭腦活躍。說實(shí)話，有時候看到一個空格，我就是什么單詞也想不起來，然后我就開始咬盒子，這樣可以拖一下時間。人們覺得我這樣很萌。

Meaw
喵

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Snake
蛇

What do you mean there could be snakes in the grass!!!
你說啥？草里有蛇？！

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Best Gift Ever And It Even Had Bubble Wrap
我收過的最好的禮物，里面還有泡泡紙呢

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Road Tripping
公路旅行中

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Pancake Tuesday
星期二吃煎餅

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Toilet Break
休息一下上個廁所

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Shalom
儂好啊

Jewish cat
猶太喵

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Shhhhhh
噓——

I took a dump in the flower bed, they never gonna find me hehe.
我在花壇里便便了，他們找不到我頭上的嘿嘿

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Cat Selfie
自拍喵

Check my fur.
瞧瞧我的毛。

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Chilling By The Sea
在海邊放松放松

Waiting for some lady cats to walk by.
在等女神喵經(jīng)過。

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My Goose And I
我和我家的鵝

She’s free range.
她是放養(yǎng)的。

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Were They Organically Fed?
那些是不是喂有機(jī)飼料的??？

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What’s my name?
知道我是誰嗎？

English breakfast please, eggs easy over and a bowl of milk.
麻煩來份英式早餐，雞蛋兩面煎、半生熟，還有一碗牛奶。

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我啜

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Out The Way, I Need To Buy Some String
別擋道，我要買毛線

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In Trouble
捅簍子了

Me? Noooo I’ve never seen that before hey.
我？不是我！我從沒見過那東西啊喂。

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It’s 5pm, When Are They Coming Home? Soooo Hugry
都五點(diǎn)了，他們什么時候回家啊？好餓啊

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Chilling Out At The Camp Site
在營地放松放松

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Snow Leopard
雪豹

Snow cat
雪喵

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Glamping Weekend Away
周末去野營嚕

Glamping is so much fun, these guide ropes are the shit.
野營太好玩了，牽引繩去死吧。

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Someone Open A Tin?
有人來開個罐頭嗎？

Camping with Daisy
和黛西在野營

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Shhhhhhh Fk The Police
噓——把警察干掉

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