Will Wallace the Mad King be a fair and just ruler? Or will he hop jarringly from one decree to the other? How will he ensure hay quotas are met?
瘋狂的華勒斯國(guó)王會(huì)成為一個(gè)公平正義的統(tǒng)治者嗎？他會(huì)朝令夕改嗎？他又是否能確保收支平衡？

These are the questions Wallace the rabbit's owner should have asked before handing over the keys to the Seven Kingdoms.
這些問(wèn)題都是華勒斯兔子的主人在將七個(gè)王國(guó)交給它之前需要考慮的。

Alas, the mad king now sits atop the Iron Carrot Throne, holding tight to power. We think "Game of Thrones" author George RR Martin would be proud.
哎喲，這位瘋狂的國(guó)王正坐在鐵胡蘿卜寶座之上，緊握實(shí)權(quán)。我們認(rèn)為，《權(quán)利的游戲》的作者喬治·雷蒙德·理查德·馬丁應(yīng)該感到十分高興。

In an email to The Huffington Post, King Wallace explained -- presumably via his owner -- that his owner's boyfriend constructed the throne for him in addition to a cardboard replica of the Red Keep (the primary castle in King's Landing, capitol city of the Seven Kingdoms), which he lived in for several months.
在給《赫芬頓郵報(bào)》的一封郵件中，華勒斯國(guó)王解釋說(shuō)（可能通過(guò)它的主人），是它主人的男友為他建造了這個(gè)胡蘿卜寶座，并且用紙板制作了紅堡的復(fù)制品。紅堡是國(guó)王的主要城堡，位于七大王國(guó)的首府，國(guó)王曾在這里住過(guò)幾個(gè)月。

"Unfortunately in both instances my hunger for power (and carrots... and for chewing up cardboard) proved to be my downfall," writes "Wallace." "I totally lost control and destroyed everything."
“不幸的是這兩樣?xùn)|西（胡蘿卜寶座和紅堡）都因?yàn)槲覍?duì)于權(quán)利的渴望而毀滅，”華勒斯如此寫(xiě)到，“我完全失去了控制，毀掉了一切。”

"For the subjects of mine who are concerned that I may have actually eaten the entire throne, rest assure that I did not." Wallace continued. "Carrots are like a dessert for rabbits and so after I nibbled on it for a bit my owners did the lion's share of the eating. As I watched my throne slip from my grasp, the carrots turned to ashes in my mouth."
“我的一部分子民認(rèn)為寶座是被我吃掉的，還有一些認(rèn)為絕對(duì)不是我”華勒斯繼續(xù)說(shuō)?！昂}卜對(duì)于兔子來(lái)說(shuō)是美味的點(diǎn)心，但我才剛吃了一點(diǎn)兒，我的主人便開(kāi)始大快朵頤了。而我只能眼看著寶座被奪走，胡蘿卜在我嘴里化為灰燼。

Per the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, carrots are indeed high in sugar and should only be fed to rabbits in small amounts as an occasional treat.
根據(jù)皇家防止虐待動(dòng)物學(xué)會(huì)的規(guī)定，胡蘿卜實(shí)際是高糖分食物，只應(yīng)偶爾少量喂食兔子。