What is the most Chinese thing a Chinese person can do?
中國人做的很“中國式”的行為有?

Drink warm boiled water.
喝溫水。

Middle to senior men; play chess in the public with people watching.
中老年人;在一眾圍觀下下棋。

Senior women; dance in squares at dusk
大媽們;黃昏時(shí)分跳起廣場(chǎng)舞。

Playing majiang which is really interesting.
搓麻將真的很有趣嘛。

By the way, the unbelievable lose of chinese team in euro is really a national shame even compared with Team China of soccer.
順便說一聲,完全難以置信的哈,和國足相比,中國麻將隊(duì)輸給了歐洲隊(duì)簡(jiǎn)直是我國之奇恥大辱。

Behave over-friendly to foreigners.
對(duì)外國人過分友善。

Go to home town for the Spring Festival
春節(jié)要回家……

We warm everything. My grandmother literally microwaves watermelon.
我們啥東西都要吃熱的。我祖母(真的毫不夸張的)吃西瓜都要放進(jìn)微波爐里轉(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn)。

Posing with a "V"..!
拍照比V字!

Wear socks so you don't catch a cold.
穿襪子啦,不然要感冒的。

Eat stinky tofu.
吃臭豆腐。

Ask a stranger how much money they make.
問陌生人你賺多少錢。

Take a picture of your meal before you eat it.
吃!飯!前!要!拍!照(發(fā)微博微信)!