It is not unnetmon for slight acquaintances to get married, but a couple really have to know each other to get divorced.

這并非罕見(jiàn)：稍微相識(shí)一些就可能結(jié)婚，但夫婦還真得互相了解才會(huì)離婚。

To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. (Arthur Schopenhauer)

結(jié)婚就是將你的權(quán)利減半，將你的職責(zé)加倍。

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing. (Goethe)

愛(ài)情是理想的事情，婚姻是現(xiàn)實(shí)的事情。

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. (Don Fraser)

一個(gè)幸福的家庭是這樣的：雙方都認(rèn)為對(duì)方有可能是對(duì)的，盡管雙方都不相信對(duì)方是對(duì)的。

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person. (Mignon McLaughlin)

一個(gè)成功的婚姻需要戀愛(ài)很多次，而且始終是與同一個(gè)人戀愛(ài)。

A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)

光棍漢必須得絞盡腦汁才能和女人做愛(ài)，已婚男只需想出一個(gè)借口。

What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)

我怎么知道做愛(ài)是咋回事兒?我是已婚男子。

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an acnetplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)

撒謊是男孩的錯(cuò)誤，情人的藝術(shù)，光棍的成就，已婚男人的第二天性。

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)

結(jié)婚的男人是不會(huì)真正幸福的，如果他結(jié)婚后喝的威士忌不得不比單身時(shí)常喝的威士忌差的話。

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)

男人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗麄円呀?jīng)疲倦了;女人結(jié)婚，因?yàn)樗齻兏械胶闷媪耍Y(jié)果兩人都大失所望。

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)

女人嫁給男人，希望他們會(huì)所有改變。男人娶個(gè)女人，希望她們會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)不變。所以雙方必然會(huì)失望的。

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.(Patrick Murray)

我在兩個(gè)老婆身上的運(yùn)氣都很差。前面的那個(gè)扔下了我。現(xiàn)在的這個(gè)我扔不掉。

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.(Milton Berle)

一個(gè)好妻子總會(huì)在她錯(cuò)了的時(shí)候原諒她的丈夫。

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.(Socrates)

婚姻是這樣一所學(xué)校：男人會(huì)失去學(xué)士學(xué)位/單身漢的地位，而女人會(huì)獲得碩士學(xué)位/征服者的地位。

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)

如今，所有的已婚男人過(guò)得像一個(gè)單身漢，而所有的單身漢過(guò)得像已婚男人。

A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)

一個(gè)娶了女人想教育她的男人，和一個(gè)嫁給男人想改造他的女人都淪為同一個(gè)謬誤的犧牲品。

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)

我可不擔(dān)心什么恐怖主義，我都結(jié)婚兩年了。

After marriage, husband and wife benete two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)

結(jié)婚之后，老公和老婆就成為一枚硬幣的兩面;他們就是沒(méi)法面對(duì)自己的另一半，卻仍然待在一起。

Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)

任何已婚男人都應(yīng)該忘記自己犯下的錯(cuò)誤——沒(méi)必要兩個(gè)人都記得同一件事情吧。

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. (Joanne Woodward)

性感不久就會(huì)逐漸消失，美色也會(huì)隨之枯謝，但嫁給一個(gè)能讓你每天開(kāi)懷大笑的男人，啊，這才真正是令人滿意的結(jié)果。

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (James Holt McGavran)

有一種比電子銀行還要快的轉(zhuǎn)帳方式。它叫做婚姻。

By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll benete a philosopher. (Socrates)

不管怎么說(shuō)還是結(jié)婚吧，娶到好老婆，你會(huì)幸福;娶到壞女人，你將會(huì)成為哲學(xué)家。