趣視頻:5歲男孩的煩惱 女朋友太多壓力大
作者:滬江英語
來源:每日郵報
2014-05-26 13:04
A video showing a 5-year-old boy talking about how hard it is to juggle three girlfriends has received thousands of views online.
網(wǎng)上有一個視頻火了:有個5歲男孩煞有介事地傾訴自己的煩惱,他說自己有三個女朋友壓力太大了。這一視頻在網(wǎng)上已經(jīng)獲得了超多的點擊量了。
Called 'Kid Predicaments,' the video shows the young boy apparently speaking to his mother. It currently has over 940,000 views on YouTube.
此視頻名稱是“孩子的煩惱”,視頻中顯然可以看出小男孩正在和媽媽談話。最近YouTube上該視頻已達到94萬次點擊量。
'You can't have three girlfriends?' she asks.
“你不能有三個女朋友嗎?”媽媽問道。
'No,' the young Casanova says. When asked why, he says, 'I could have two, it's great. I don't want three.'
“不可以,”這個小花心男孩回答道。當媽媽問他為什么的時候,他說,“我只能有兩個女朋友,兩個挺好的。我不想要三個。”
'Does it stress you out, having that many girlfriends?' the woman asks. 'Yeah,' the boy says before looking down. 'It's like I have to give one up. '
媽媽又問,“是不是有三個女朋友讓你壓力太大了?。俊?“是的,” 說完,小男孩低下了頭,“貌似我不得不放棄一個。”
'Oh no,' the woman says. 'How are you going to decide who to give up?'
“哦,天吶?!眿寢屨f道,“那么你打算怎樣決定放棄哪一個呢?”
'I don't know,' the would-be heartbreaker says. 'It's like they're all pretty. I have to give one up.'
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