guilty

These creatures look very guilty, and rightly so. Also, they’re mostly dogs.
這些動物看上去很內疚，事實也是如此。而且，它們大多數(shù)都是狗。

1. Innocent until proven guilty.
無罪推定：直到被證明有罪之前我都是清白的！

小編注：Innocent until proven guilty（又作Presumption of innocence）無罪推定是法律術語，簡單地說是指任何人在未經依法判決有罪之前，應視其無罪。

apple

2. I think of bitter apple as a condiment.
我當苦的蘋果是一種調味品。

slippers

3. I crawl into empty slippers and take a poop so that whoever puts it on gets poop on their toes.
我爬進了空拖鞋里拉粑粑，所以穿了鞋的人的腳趾上都有粑粑了。

cat litter

4. 0 days since I ate the cat litter.
一如既往堅持天天吃貓砂的我...

bedroom

5. Left: I poop in dark bedrooms. Right: and I eat the evidence.
左：我在烏漆麻黑的臥室里拉粑粑了。右：然后，我吃掉了犯罪證據(jù)。

barf

6. I ate my own barf.
我把自己吐出來的東西吃掉了。

hump

7. I like to hump this cat.
我喜歡騷擾這只貓。

slide

8. I poop at the bottom of the kids' slide.
我在小孩子玩的滑梯下面拉粑粑了。

bark

9. I bark at pants.
我沖著褲衩吠叫。

poncho

10. This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it's my poncho.
這原本是沙發(fā)扶手的毯子?，F(xiàn)在，它是我的斗篷。

eggs

11. I attack fish who come near my eggs, then eat the eggs myself.
我攻擊所有靠近我的魚卵的魚，然后再自己把這些魚卵都吃掉了。

bunny

12.I eat bunny poop!
我吃小兔子拉的粑粑哦！