1. Mondays.
萬惡的星期一。

2. Finding a great parking space but then realizing that you won’t fit.
找到一處很不錯(cuò)的停車位，但是發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的車開不進(jìn)去。

3. Having to pee really bad when you’re stuck in traffic.
堵車時(shí)內(nèi)急，很急很急的那種。

4. Waking up before your alarm goes off.
鬧鐘未響，人已先醒。

5. Unexpectedly sitting on something wet.
一屁股坐到了濕濕的東西上。

6. A car alarm repeatedly going on off in the middle of the night.
午夜，街道上響起了綿綿不絕的汽車報(bào)警器。

7. Forgetting your phone at home.
出門忘記帶手機(jī)。

8. Seeing your ex open a successful cupcake bakery.
看見前任開了一家很誘人的蛋糕店。（進(jìn)去，多么尷尬；不進(jìn)去，吃貨備受煎熬?。。?/div>

9. Waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park, only to get to the front exactly when it gets closed for maintenance.
在游樂園為了一個(gè)項(xiàng)目排長隊(duì)，辛辛苦苦排到了前面后，這個(gè)游樂設(shè)施卻剛好要關(guān)閉維護(hù)了。

指甲旁長了倒刺。

11. Pushing the fourth floor button on an elevator and then watching someone hit both buttons for floors TWO AND THREE.
在電梯里按了4層，結(jié)果有人上來把2層和3層都按了。

12. Getting a pebble in your shoe.
鞋子里有一粒小石子。

13. Buying something then seeing it on sale the next week.
買了件東西，結(jié)果下周發(fā)現(xiàn)它在打折。

14. Washing your car then seeing storm clouds roll in.
正在洗車，突然發(fā)現(xiàn)頭頂上烏云滾滾。

15. Finding another gray hair.
發(fā)現(xiàn)自己又長了一根白發(fā)。

16. Getting a friend request from your mom on Facebook.
在臉書網(wǎng)上看見來自老媽的好友請(qǐng)求。

17. Purposely trying to avoid seeing the score of a game you are recording, only to get a text from someone with it.
錄好了比賽準(zhǔn)備有空看，有意識(shí)地避開不看分?jǐn)?shù)，結(jié)果某人卻發(fā)短信告訴你比分。

18. Peeling an unusually tough hardboiled egg.
剝一個(gè)異常堅(jiān)固的白煮蛋。

19. Arriving to the airport early to find that your flight is delayed.
提前到機(jī)場，發(fā)現(xiàn)你要乘坐的航班晚點(diǎn)了。

20. Forgetting to set your alarm Sunday night, and then being late for work Monday morning.
周日晚上忘記設(shè)鬧鐘了，結(jié)果星期一上班遲到。