奇葩商品盤(pán)點(diǎn)

There is one fact of life we should all face at some point. That truth is that we aren’t going to understand everything in life. There are just going to be mysteries we won’t be able to puzzle out.
有時(shí)候，在生活中，我們不得不承認(rèn)一個(gè)現(xiàn)實(shí)，那就是：我們無(wú)法理解所有的事情。有些事就是個(gè)謎一樣的存在，讓我們無(wú)法理解。

Case in point: it’s impossible to understand why any of the products actually exist. Some are funny and others are just plain?confusing, but you can buy all of them online. It’s honestly hard to understand why anyone would buy any of these products. I guess it’s hard to argue?taste. Someone out there apparently loves, and will buy, hot?chili?flavored lip?gloss.
比方說(shuō)，我們永遠(yuǎn)不懂為什么以下這些商品會(huì)存在。有些商品還挺搞笑，但有些就很詭異了，但是它們竟然都能在網(wǎng)上買(mǎi)到。真的搞不懂為什么有人會(huì)去買(mǎi)這些商品。品味這東西真的很難說(shuō)啊。的確有人會(huì)喜歡這些奇葩商品還會(huì)去買(mǎi)，比方說(shuō)這種辣椒味的唇彩。

游戲玩家夢(mèng)想廁所

This heavenly bathroom for gamers
這簡(jiǎn)直是游戲玩家的夢(mèng)想廁所

驚悚外套

A terrifying (but comfortable) sweater
嚇人的外套（但應(yīng)該很舒服的樣子）

異型相機(jī)

Cameras that look like juice boxes
看上去像果汁包裝盒的照相機(jī)

狗狗擦地靴

These accessories for your pets
寵物們的擦地靴

土豪應(yīng)用

An app for rich people
土豪專用app。

An application named "I am rich" was sold on the Apple App Store for $ 999.99. It does nothing and 8 people bought it.
一款名為“我是土豪”的應(yīng)用在蘋(píng)果應(yīng)用商店上售賣(mài)，價(jià)格為999.99美元。這款應(yīng)用什么功能都沒(méi)有，但卻已經(jīng)有8人購(gòu)買(mǎi)了這款土豪應(yīng)用。

路易威登模具

A fancy schmancy Louis Vuitton?waffle?iron
高大上的“路易威登”華夫餅?zāi)＞?/div>

瘋狂雞尾酒

The craziest Bloody Mary in existence
最瘋狂的“血色瑪麗”（雞尾酒）

重口味潤(rùn)唇膏

The tastiest lip balm in the world
世界上最重口味（辣椒味）的潤(rùn)唇膏

披薩味香水

Something to make your date smell delicious
最美味（必勝客披薩味）的約會(huì)香水

求擁抱外套

The creepiest way to get a hug: by wearing this coat
最詭異的求擁抱方式：穿上“擁抱”外套吧