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1. “Do you do anything besides sleep all day?”
“你每天除了睡還能做點別的事嗎？”

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2. “Am I allowed to pet you now?”
“我現(xiàn)在可以摸摸你嗎？”

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3. “What the hell are you doing in the sink?”
“你特么待在水槽里干嘛？”

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4. “I thought cats were supposed to be smart…”
“我還以為喵星人比較聰明呢?！?/div>

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5. “Aren’t cats supposed to be graceful?”
“喵星人不應(yīng)該是很優(yōu)雅的嗎？”

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6. “Can you stop fucking with the dog?”
“你特么能不能別去招惹人家汪星人？”

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7. “You know, I was reading that.”
“我在看書啊親……= =”

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8. “First off, how the hell did you get in there? Second, how long were you in there?!”
“第一，你給我下來。你到底怎么進(jìn)去的？第二，你在里面呆多久了？”

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9. “Do you think you could eat your food and not make a huge mess?”
“你認(rèn)為你能好好吃東西別弄得一團(tuán)糟嗎？”

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10. Are you comfortable there?
在我脖頸上很舒服是不？（你特么給我下來?。?/div>